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Dependable, Loyal and Dedicated
Today I received an extremely well written cover letter indicating I had found the perfect candidate for one of my job searches.
Among the many qualifications mentioned in the cover letter were dependability, loyalty and dedication. The candidate went on to explain how her experience was a precise technical fit for my opening as well.
Thinking this resume would definitely be worth reviewing, I quickly clicked the attachment to open the resume.
My definition of dependable, loyal and dedicated must be different. Attached was a resume listing approximately twenty different jobs with twenty different companies over a span of less than five years.
If you are going to lead with these qualities, at the very least, there should be some explanation as to why you haven’t stayed with any of your former employers for longer than six months. And it better be good….
Too Much Information
Social media is fun. It’s a great way to stay in touch with your friends and family, but when it comes to searching for a job it can be deadly.
One candidate sent in her resume for a creative role.
What’s the first thing the hiring manager did?
An on-line search to see if there were any samples of her work out there.
What did the hiring manager find?
The candidate’s blog. (Great chance to show off her writing skills, right?)
What it actually showed?
The candidate has a really bad attitude and a seriously flawed work ethic. Her blog was a detailed rant about her last employer, how horrible it was to work there and how she walked out on them in the middle of her second day.
Any chance she’s getting an interview?
NO!
Happy Holidays and the Job Search Continues!
Just a reminder that not every company ceases hiring activities around the end of the year. Yes, it’s the holidays and scheduling interviews may slow down for some companies, but resumes are still being reviewed and decisions are still being made. Year-end budgets are being worked out and in some cases offers need to be extended before the New Year starts.
So if you have decided it’s not worth your time to look at job postings this close to the holidays, you may be missing out. I’ve posted several openings over the least two weeks and am receiving resumes from all over the globe.
Local candidates have the best chance of being hired…so don’t stop your search under the mistaken idea that no one is hiring this time of the year.
And…season’s greetings to everyone.
Cover Letters
I am often asked if cover letters are really all that important. My answer is “it depends.”
Some hiring managers read cover letters just as intensely as they do the resume. Others skip them completely and just focus on the resume.
If the job posting has specifically requested a cover letter, omitting it could get your resume dumped automatically.
Sending a cover letter that you have cut and pasted from a previous application that perhaps has the name of the other company on it, the wrong job title, or a detailed list of your specific skills and how they apply to some other job won’t win you any brownie points either.
Sometimes the request for a cover letter is a test to see how well you follow directions and communicate. This is especially important for management positions and roles that typically require written correspondence as part of your daily tasks.
Cover letters that are full of spelling mistakes, typos, grammatical errors are, of course, really bad. Again, if you are a Technical Writer, Marketing candidate or Editor…well, you get my drift.
And before you say that would never happen, I once got a resume from a degreed Technical Writer. His resume had thirty-two spelling errors in it. When I pointed that out, his response was, “Well, if the company can’t see beyond that, then I don’t want to work for them.” I believe the feeling was mutual.
Interesting Cover Letters…
A few examples of cover letters I have seen that don’t motivate me to even click on the attachment:
“Here you go.”
“See attached.”
“Have at it.”
“My unemployment is running out and I cleaned out my savings account on my last trip to Europe. Please help me find a job.”
“I’m probably not what you want, but here’s my resume anyway.”
“Please take a look at my resume and let me know if there are any openings you think I might be able to do.”
“Here’s a link to my profile on LinkedIn (or Facebook or my portfolio). I’m interested in the job you have posted and I’m sure you will see that I’m perfect for the job.”
These are always fun, especially for a recruiter who has numerous job openings to work on. Being told to “check out my information on-line” and then try to guess for which job they are applying.
And last, but not least…the single spaced, extra small font, one to two page cover letter detailing everything the candidate knows how to do, tailored and customized for a response to a job other than the one for which they are applying.
These usually come with a resume with an objective stating their goal is completely unrelated to the job opening and sometimes don’t even match the cover letter.
Do you REALLY want to know?
I often wonder where the line is between providing helpful feedback and totally wasting my time.
On a regular basis, I post job openings and receive resumes from candidates who are in no way, even remotely qualified for the position.
Some of these applicants take the time to tell me why they feel they are qualified. For example:
- Ten years of work experience supervising cashiers at a big chain store makes them perfectly qualified to be a Tax Accountant. CPA required apparently means nothing to them.
- A recent high school graduate feels that because his father was a computer programmer, he should be considered for the role of CTO. No, not his father, the high school graduate.
- Oddly enough this is a very common thread…”My mother was head of human resources for twenty years, therefore I have the background you are seeking for the HR Generalist position.”
I’m not sure how someone else’s work experience is transferable, but I hear this quite often.
A Bachelor’s degree in Electrical Engineering and five years of experience designing printed circuit boards means this person is the perfect candidate for a high level Executive Administrative Assistant role.
I understand times are tough, and some people are desperate and others are just trying to make their quota of job applications for the week…but do I really have to answer them? Do they REALLY want to know what I think?
I’d like to think that if you don’t know what a CPA is that you already know you are not a Tax Accountant.
Perhaps if we could get the word out that a cover letter is mandatory or at least a note saying, “I know this job isn’t for me, but I’d like to get on your radar for others positions” my life would be so much easier. And, I’m always happy to try to help those who are trying to help themselves.
Job Hunting Suicide – 2
On the continuing theme of job hunting advice that is not for every situation…I would like to tell a story. Actually this has happened to me on more than one occasion.
As a recruiter, I rarely share the name of my client company with a potential applicant. There are multiple reasons for this:
My client is conducting a confidential search and doesn’t want anyone to know they are hiring for a particular position.
In keeping with the confidential search process, some applicants will follow up with phone calls. Multiple phone calls. So many phone calls that a restraining order might be a good idea. When a client company uses a recruiter, the recruiter is the one who has to field all those follow up calls.
Once an applicant knows the name of my client, they can bypass me and submit their resume directly. This is bad for what I think is an obvious reason, but I’m surprised at how many people don’t seem to know that most recruiters are paid on a commission-only basis. If we do not submit the resume for the person who is ultimately hired, we do not get paid.
In the instance where a recruiter does tell you who their client company is, this information should be respected. Not only are you expected to not bypass the recruiter to submit your resume, you are also expected not to tell everyone you know “Company Wonderful is hiring and you should send your resume right in.”
You could, however, say “There’s a recruiter I know working on a terrific job opening and you should contact her.”
So, back to my story… One day, I was on the phone with an applicant. We were discussing, in detail the requirements for a position. I was trying to determine if he was truly the perfect fit that he appeared to be.
After we hung up, I forwarded his resume to my client company. Within ten minutes I received a call from my client. Four minutes before my email arrived, the candidate I was speaking with had forwarded his resume. He was actually submitting his resume to my client while we were on the phone.
Technically, as I did not submit the candidate, I was no longer the recruiter on record and would not be paid a commission.
In reality, this is what happened. My client called me and said it was obvious to her that the candidate was trying to bypass me and that he had to have been talking with me on the phone while he was submitting his resume.
My client asked me to call the candidate back and tell him they were not interested in hiring someone with such low ethics.
Sadly, he was a very good fit, but at that point there was nothing I could do or say to save the situation.
LinkedIn Recommendations
What value does a LinkedIn recommendation add? How much weight does it carry?
I have a few recommendations. I’ve seen some people with dozens or hundreds of them. What does this mean?
I have given recommendations to people when I know them well and believe what I am saying to be true and accurate.
Oddly, just recently I’ve seen a recommendation for someone I know well (Person A), written by someone else I know well (Person B). The recommendation was complete fantasy and totally unfounded. Person B wrote the recommendation stating that Person A was an amazingly productive worker. He improved the work flow and processes and procedures in the company and in general made the department a much better place.
In reality, Person B wasn’t in the same department and Person A was fired due to incompetence.
Will an employer hire Person A based on what was written about him? Or, has the LinkedIn recommendation already gone the way of the photocopied recommendation? Anyone can write his own recommendation on what may or may not be company letterhead and forge a signature. No one would be the wiser.
And if a hundred people have recommended you, does that mean you are a good employee or you are just very popular and have a lot of friends?
Comments on an Unusual Job Posting
Occasionally I see a job posting and wonder what exactly is going through the hiring manager’s mind. An example follows:
JOB POSTING – (slightly modified)
We’re a small start-up company in town, and we’re looking for a part-time office manager. The ideal candidate will be available from 11-2pm every day and is comfortable with the rapid nature of a startup. This person reports to the founder
Our founder is a smart but demanding person who wants an office manager with raw intelligence, a superior memory for details, and a great sense of humor. Rather than sending a resume (which we really don’t want to read), please email a quick summary of your work/life experiences and answer the following questions:
1) Including the current President, who were the last six Presidents of the United States?
2) Fill in the blanks: When I see a _______ I always ________
3) Do you like American Idol? Why or why not?
4) My favorite beer is ___________ from ____________
5) The last website I visited before Craigslist was ___________
6) The email address I used to create an account on MyPunchbowl.com is __________
BONUS: Find a picture of a cute puppy online. Send a link to the picture.
END OF JOB POSTING
I so very much wanted to respond to this job posting, however, I saved it to share on my Blog instead. I thought it would be a good opportunity to educate the poster. If I were to respond, I would have said something like this:
I would like to introduce myself. I am a professional recruiter. I have extensive experience working with start-ups and recruiting for the right type of person to fit culturally with the senior management and have an MBA with a concentration in Organizational Behavior. I have spent years analyzing interview questions and find this posting to be quite fascinating.
With that in mind, I’d like to respond to your questions.
1) Including the current President, who were the last six Presidents of the United States?
Hmmm…what will this tell you? Are you trying to determine how old the candidate is (age discrimination) or how good someone is at looking things up on the Internet? Or, if they are a US citizen? Or are you honestly trying to see if they can remember the last six presidents?
2) Fill in the blanks: When I see a _______ I always ________
When I see a job posting like this I always think here is a company that is walking on the very edge of a law suit and/or someone who doesn’t have a clue how to recruit successfully … and wonder if I can help them.
3) Do you like American Idol? Why or why not?
Are you a fan of American Idol? Are you trying to determine if the candidate is interested in the same type of TV programming? This could be construed as another likely way to determine someone’s age. Are you looking for something you have in common with the candidate? Remember you are going to be working with this person, not dating them.
4) My favorite beer is ___________ from ____________
A drug and alcohol screening would find out if this person has a problem, if that is what you want to know. Are you looking for someone to date or someone to party with the group? Either way, this is a dangerous question to ask and again, you are working with this person, not dating them. Most job seekers will see this as a dangerous question to answer.
5) The last website I visited before this job posting site was ___________
A background screening will help you determine if they are surfing sites they shouldn’t be or are you checking to see if they say they were on a particular religious or political site? It’s not clear what you hope to gain from this question.
6) The email address I used to create an account on a popular web site is __________
Asking for personal information is a big red flag for most job seekers. The majority of job seekers won’t answer this question.
BONUS: Find a picture of a cute puppy online. Send a link to the picture. –
A cute puppy? You can’t be serious. Is this a test for Internet search capability? Honestly, there are better ways. What level of intelligence do you think is going to respond to this posting?
I can’t help but wonder if they filled this opening and what type of candidate they got?